WARNING: Language and topics of disscussion will be of an adult nature. Be good little parents and read this before your children do. This "biggot raciest homophobe" accepts no responsibility for the corruption of children due to lazy ass parents. The opinions of this "biggot raceist homophobe" are the sole property of said "biggot raceist homophobe", and if agreed with should be distributed by others at the risk of also being labled "biggot raceist homophobes".
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"If opinions were assholes I could shit Greyhound Buses" - Lance Madden
I am just an everyday 28 year old man that woke up one day and decided that everything wasn't as it seems. I realized that some things in the news were as close to being news as Madonna was to getting her virginity back, the news was not always true, and the opinions of the majority of the news media did not have to be recited like a Ted Kennedy speech. I realized MTV may not be the best place to "rock the vote". I realized my 5th grade sex education class probably led to my 12th grade homeroom becoming a Maternity Ward. I realized that no matter how "cool" it was, finding an intern that swallows isn't priceless, especially after funding your campaign savings account with Chinese money used to buy American ICBM technology. I realized not everything was so great during the 90's, and as a teenager that grew up in the Utopia of the 90's this epiphany was a frightening experience. On top of that civilization ended the decade by spending the entire year of 1999 preventing the end of the world that could have been caused by a computer virus, and not global warming. Rediculous...? Maybe.
So, in the last 1.5 presidential terms I have bucked the main stream media. Instead of taking the word of the media, I take an issue and find the facts, with no spin...believe me this is more difficult than breeding Pandas. With these facts I would do something that most people my age did not do. I developed my own opinion, and my own thoughts. In recent years these opinions have grown faster than Lyle Alzado's brain tumor. I can no longer contain them. So I have decided to hop on the enormous bandwagon and start my own blog.
Although I am inspired by Rush Limbaugh and others in talk radio and the internet, I am not a talker, which is why I have decided to use this particular medium. Plus it saves paper, which saves trees, which prevents global warming, which could end the world and so I am saving the planet, just like Al Gore...
Back on track.
On the other hand, I am not Stephen King either. I don't have a staff of English teachers to proof read my writing, so spare the grammar corrections. I will strive to keep facts and statements within the context of their meaning, and then express my opinion. I can promise this: I will NOT be objective. I am a God fearing, free market, capatilist pig with my head and ass wired together cooking full tilt boogey for truth, justice, and the American Way. A neo-con some may say, a right wing wacko, a conservative. Yes, yes, and yes, depending on the issue.
What I will do is brew my opinion steeped in the unrelenting pursuit for the truth. I will admit when I am wrong, and most likely gloat when I am right. I will not promise a frequency to the news letter. I am assuming that as I get better at writing the more frequent the posts will be, but for now just an introduction will do. The next topic discussed will be inspired by the issue of the day. Until then...
